tmz:

Just sayin’ 

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

thisbridgecalledmyback:

comfy-couture:

sonofbaldwin:

jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.

(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)

Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.

Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.

He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.

Watch.

Transcription available here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/09/30/reza_aslan_mahers_facile_generalizations_of_islam_the_definition_of_bigotry.html

🙊

YAAAS

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

glamhag:

ass: thic 

heart: thiccer

lasagnababy:

whatlifewants:

so hot :(((

i know it was so hot it burned my mouth :((

kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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